Like you, I don’t take any of that God vs. Satan stuff literally, but I have often thought that Trump meets every distinguishing characteristic of the Antichrist.

“Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God. . . .

“Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

“And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

“And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

“That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.”

—2 Thessalonians 2:4, 9–12

Two Thessalonians walk into the White House . . .