Hey, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will do it for free with his Noodly Appendage.

… I was cynical, but not enough to believe that was all there was to it. How effed up was the world? Mouthing some lines couldn’t be all it took for the Lord to wave His Holy Eraser and make you all shiny clean.
Jesus Saves — For a Price
481
6
John Werth
Voice of Reason
·Follow
Sep 13, 2022
--
Hey, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will do it for free with his Noodly Appendage. No strings attached (so to speak).
--
--
Written by Voice of Reason349 Followers
·84 Following
We shall not cease from exploration / And the end of all our exploring / Will be to arrive where we started / And know the place for the first time.
No responses yet
Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams